New York City, 2014. Agnes Maurer is seeking the appropriate killer. Candidates include an icy magazine editor with a special cutlery set; a Craigslist gun dealer; and Agnes's toxic novelist boyfriend. In her hunt, she stumbles into unexpected cleansing crystals, must-have handbags, a Tesla ride where someone else dies, naked housekeeping, and an encounter with deep, dark water.
Through a murderously attuned kaleidoscope stained with image, money, and sex, Agnes's dwindling hours of icon-filled privilege become a breathless search for self.
A day-in-the-life debut novel about a fading socialite on the hunt for someone to kill her before her next Soul Cycle class.