The Proposal

Breaking News: Rugby’s bad boy marries his best friend’s little sister

If Renn Brewer had asked me to marry him, I would have said no.

Why?

One: his reputation precedes him; his name is in the headlines at least once a month. Two: he’s not just my brother’s best friend—they’re teammates. And three: I’m in my self-care era.

Unfortunately, a version of me equates self-care with bad choices.

The cocktail in my hand—similar to the one that got me into this situation—is the prettiest shade of pink. It’s almost the same color as the giant rock on my left hand. And instead of discussing an annulment, I’m considering a 90-day marriage of convenience to the man I accidentally married in Las Vegas.

Renn didn’t propose marriage. But he does deliver a proposal I might be unable to turn down.