Looking to Score

They call me Casanova
Football God. Ladies Man. Campus Celebrity.
Guys want to be me and girls want to bed me
Commitment? What's that?
Then I saw her--tiny, gorgeous and oh so...MINE.

Mason Nova is an egotistical jerk.
Player. Persistent. Pain in the Pom-Pom.
I don't care if he's the star of the gridiron or how tight his end is.
I know his stats both on and off the field. My answer will always be NO.
The last thing I need in my life is another charmer who's looking to score.