How I Took the King on a Bone-a-Fide Quest of Piracy, Piemu, and Profit

Final boss fight! Fight necromancer? (yes) (NO)

I’m not beating up an old lady.

Pretty sure the old lady could take you.

Still not doing it. Time to negotiate.

dragon acquired keep as pet (yes) (NO), retired necromancers are BAMF, the kids adopt a necromancer grandmother, or a grandmummy if you will, all the weddings, pirates might be lost in the labyrinth, Steve is finally complete!, $$$, vacation time