Description
A cosmic comedy about your family’s star signs.
Think your family is unique? The stars say otherwise.
Celestial Sh*tshow is a brutally funny zodiac roast of the people who raised you, ruined you, married into the family, and still expect you to show up for Sunday lunch.
Each chapter tackles a zodiac sign through the lens of your most unhinged
the moody Cancer aunt who remembers every slight, the chaos-craving Gemini cousin, the emotionally unavailable Capricorn dad, and that smug Leo who thinks the family WhatsApp group is their stage. From kids and co-parents to your boss, your ex, and your in-laws, no one is safe from this hilarious roast of your family’s star signs.
Perfect for fans of astrology memes, sharp humor, and “it’s funny because it’s true” family chaos, this book is stellar validation for every time you thought, It’s not me — it’s their star sign.
Whether you’re a seasoned stargazer or a skeptical Sagittarius, Celestial Sh*tshow will help you laugh at (and maybe forgive) your family’s cosmic flaws… just a little.
The perfect astrology gift for every zodiac lover.
Think your family is unique? The stars say otherwise.
Celestial Sh*tshow is a brutally funny zodiac roast of the people who raised you, ruined you, married into the family, and still expect you to show up for Sunday lunch.
Each chapter tackles a zodiac sign through the lens of your most unhinged
the moody Cancer aunt who remembers every slight, the chaos-craving Gemini cousin, the emotionally unavailable Capricorn dad, and that smug Leo who thinks the family WhatsApp group is their stage. From kids and co-parents to your boss, your ex, and your in-laws, no one is safe from this hilarious roast of your family’s star signs.
Perfect for fans of astrology memes, sharp humor, and “it’s funny because it’s true” family chaos, this book is stellar validation for every time you thought, It’s not me — it’s their star sign.
Whether you’re a seasoned stargazer or a skeptical Sagittarius, Celestial Sh*tshow will help you laugh at (and maybe forgive) your family’s cosmic flaws… just a little.
The perfect astrology gift for every zodiac lover.